Iboughtthemoon, 38

I'm considering legally changing my name to Druscilla Hotcakes. I report HOV lane violators. I hate doing the dishes. I enjoyed highschool and am skeptical of anyone who doesn't realize those were the best years of LIFE.

I have very high self-esteem but I realize my perception of most things is a bit warped and I don't expect other people to think I'm as awesome as I do. So far I've been lucky to have close friends who like to feed my ego.

I'm occasionally rendered immobile by First World Guilt (kind of like a post-modern version of White Guilt), and so I volunteer a few hours a week teaching an English literacy class to keep those demons at bay. Besides that, almost every other action of mine is entirely self-serving.

I am self-aware, ambitious, and hilarious.

I have a really fantastic job. It's an office-y, 9-5, taking meetings, writing memos kind of thing. I love it and it loves me.

After a long 5-year break, I'm finally back in school. Yes, to finish my undergrad. It was a money issue, don't judge me. I'm gorgeous, not rich.

I like good literature, but so does everyone. Besides that I like most biographies, a few autobiographies, and trashy, dramatic drug tales.

I go to the movies a lot and genuinely like most of what I see. I understand they are not "good" movies, but I enjoy them. Generally I like French films, stoner comedies, and scary movies but my FAVORITES are Isn't She Great, 200 Cigarettes, and Valley of the Dolls.

I cannot make myself list every band I like. I like surf rock, Eastern European folk music, indie noir, bluegrass, French pop, ----ty girl-rap, and anyone that plays instruments well.

I like all food. Buttered toast, green olives, things with cheese, blue Icees, grilled zucchini, things Mediterranean in nature, peanut butter, avocados slices. All of it.

I'm pretty good at music stuff, art stuff, computer stuff, business stuff. I’m REALLY good at exaggerating, embellishing, hyperbole, redundancy.