Osiris33, 48

OK! "DESDRIBE MY SELF". WHY IS THIS PORTION ALL WAYS SO"MIND NUMBINGLY" DIFFECULT? I,AM FORCED TO LOOK LIKE A CONCEITED --- HOLE WHO'S FULL OF HIS SELF , OR LIE AND UNDERSTATE HOW I AM AND WHAT I BELEAVE AND WANT OUT OF THIS LIFE!" WHAT TO DO ?WHAT TO DO?!!" " BINGO!" I'LL USE AN OLD BUDDIST SOLLUTION!"THE MAN WHO SAY'S,I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!" "KNOW'S NOTHING!",AND THE MAN WHO SAY'S, "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING " "UNDERSTAND'S!" WELL IM STRIVING EVERY DAY TO BE THE LATTER .AND IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY DON'T WORRY YOUR NOT THE FIRST, AND DEFFINTLY NOT THE LAST! BUT SERIUOSLY, ALL JOKEING ASIDE, I'M A WELL MANNERD,LOVEABLE, SELF EMPLOYED, FATHER OF THREE, WHO LOVES AND LIVES FOR THOSE MIND OPENING MOMENTS OF PURE EXSTACY WHEN I REALIZE I UNDERSTAND SOMTHING OR SOME ONE IN MY LIFE . OH HA I'M HANDSOME TOO! NO JUST JOKEING !WAIT!DOES IT COUNT IF ITS MY MOM THE ONE SAYING IT?"YA,YA IT DOES!!"ANYWAYS THIS IS "ME",HOPE I DIDN'T SCARE YOU TO MUCH, BUT MOST OF LIFE IS SCARY AT FIRST ANYWAYS. WITH THAT SAID I BID YOU A GOOD DAY !