Ridiculousss, 38

Please, make me laugh!! I've recently become an insomniac, and at 3 in the morning, you can generally find me sitting on my outside couch, playing badminton (or desperately recruiting someone to join me), or struggling to be productive. One of my most recent, favorite 3 AM moments has involved a stolen mattress, a basketball, and a basketball hoop (imagine: WILD dunking)

I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, but a few months ago, I managed to get my --- kicked while jello wrestling. I blame this moment of weakness upon the fact that my opponent was JACKED. She inspired me to become a strong woman and now, I work out constantly.
I love talking to strangers and meeting random people.

In any case, I don't want to talk to you when I'm at the gym. Please understand that I feel vulnerable when people creep up behind me/speak to me while I'm in my spandex and mid-squat. To relate with this sentiment, please consider the following scenario: You're an inmate at a male prison, you have a great ass, and you drop the soap. Do you like feeling like a prison B----? I certainly don't.

In the last few months, I've taken to becoming a huge clutz and falling down a lot. If you witness me falling off a bike, down some stairs, out of a tree, or out of my bed, please feel free to laugh. I have a ridiculously high pain threshold and am (somehow) not prone to any sort of real injury.

I am addicted to little black dresses (I own at least 10), and I have a fet--- for designer clothing. I buy tons of crap but somehow, I only end up wearing the following items: spandex pants and mens' white tees. I'm not necessarily impractical, because I buy and sell what I don't wear on ebay... oftentimes, I am able to turn my senseless vanity/shopping compulsion into a profit.

I'm finishing my last semester of college as an English major and am excited to venture into the big bad unknown for the next year or two before I go to grad school. Right now I'm considering law school in addition to PhD programs.