Sheherazadzmuse, 49

Sexy Postpostmodernist Crusader Against Decadence Member of the endangered human species, looking for a bit of the reality I seem to remember existed not so long ago.

Query - If this is an intellectual passions site, why does it follow the same formula as all others? Are there really no better adjectives for body type than "thick" and "pleasantly plump"? Yeesh. I will describe myself thus. I recently saw an old black and white photo of a nude prostitute from Naples. She had long curly dark brown hair, firm, round breasts, a small waist, and inviting hips and thighs. She looked like the idealized woman of yore, before men were socialized to salivate over either boyish waifs or silicone-enhanced Barbie dolls. But I digress. Upon seeing this picture, I thought, "Hey, I kind of look like her." And I wasn't displeased by this.

So, having gotten the tawdry body description out of the way, I will say that I enter here with great fear, but also with the grand hope that of all the freaks I come across, at least one will be freakish in a way I can relate to.

Just be yourself. If you haven't forgotten how to do that in this online fiction, it could mean the beginning of a conversation for us.