What's your favorite joke?

[ataivaskathryn]

Mine's kind of lame but I love it:

An atom walks into the doctors office and says, "Doc, I think I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the doctor.
"Doc," replies the atom, "I'm positive!"

[sarcasticguy]

`thats a gud one.
i like this one:

Man: I'm mad
Woman: Yeah u r
Man: thak god
God: i m worried
Woman:i want to go for shopping
Man: i told i m mad, dont ask me
God: man is intelligent

[discretion]

`I'm sorry; But do you people really find those two jokes really enthralling?
No offence meant but they are perfectly lame.

[chris4927]

`Schrodinger walks into a bar..... And doesn't!

[eccentrica (deleted)]

`An aging astronaut confides to his friend: "In all of my years of space travel, I so hoped that I would see God, but I never did." His friend (a brain surgeon) replies: "I understand. In my entire career, I have never seen a single thought."
I'm not particularly religious, but I love the joke.

[sarahmarie4]

What's a spy and walks around on the roof at Christmas?

SANTA CLUES

SARAH MARIE 4

[philosopher8659 (deleted)]

`My constant is saying "Good Mourning." to people at all times of day. For some reason, they think I am talking about a time of day and feel compelled to tell me what time it is.